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Like Finding the Sasquatch of the Interweb

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 3/4 ton status

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    Well fellas, after much searching and putting myself into grave physical danger I have managed to track down one of the most elusive and dangerous of all interweb creatures.

    It took me a while, and I had to watch my back at all turns (he hunts all those not in the "In Crowd" and I; unfortunately, do not belong) and be ever-vigilant against possible Cyber-Slaps as that is his preferred method of taking prey.

    If you flinch, hesitate, or show any signs of weakness he has a tendency to pounce on you unexpectedly, repeatedly lobbing insults that cut to the very marrow of your being, and continually calling your notion of self-worth into question.

    Once he finds your weak points, he will mercilessly torment you, at times even causing you to log off and retreat from your Mom's basement in shame and humiliation.

    After some time observing his rituals and quirks, I decided to engage him myself. This was a mistake. Once he was aware of my presence, it was like he had read the minds of all those boys who picked on me back in the schoolyard all those years ago.

    I was helpless, transfixed by the cold, precise manner with which he methodically deconstructed my personality faults and every miserable hidden secret in the deep dark dungeon of my soul.

    How I managed to escape, I will never know. Maybe he decided that he would just toy with me for a while, so he could have his fun with me again later.

    Whatever the case, I am left nothing more than a shell of a man; my confidence shattered, my ego thoroughly deflated, and my online persona left in pathetic tatters. Still; I find myself thanking the E-Gods that they allowed me to walk away even if it was as a hollow version of my prior self.


    I did manage to get one image of the bastard before he was done with me and I will leave you fellas with this image, I hope it does not haunt every nook and cranny of your mind as it does mine.


    [​IMG]

    I hope none of you ever has to go through what I did, but if I can help enlighten one soul about the ravages of the E-Bully, my suffering was almost worth it.
     
  2. shewheeler

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    oooh boy:doah:



    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Nice....:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Holy crap!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    MY WORD MAN, are you alright???what possesed you to even try such a fool hearty thing?
     
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    I had to come back and look again. That is the funniest thing I have seen/read this week.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    The cyber ninja, some of these babies better run for it...
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: My hero:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:
     
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    and at first i thought he was talking aboot you Rob..:laugh:
     
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    Doood... I think the proper spelling is Introweb :1zhelp:
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Don't make E-Bully weild his mouse of justice...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    That E-Bully doood is one bad mother.................
     
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    I ain't skeered:p:
     
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    I hear he even has a special badge...:D
     
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    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Thats cause you don't have a mangina..........
    :D :D
     
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    Badges???? BADGES???? We don't need no STINKIN BADGES!!!



    what kinda badge?:o
     
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    I think these can shield your tender mangina from the e-bully...:haha:
     
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    :D
    [​IMG]:haha: :haha: :haha: ;)
     
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    Holy! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Shazzzzzam!!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: Still funny...
    [​IMG]
     

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