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Little boy

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 13, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his
    >>dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
    >>worried about what her son has seen, she dress's quickly and goes to
    >>find him.
    >>
    >>The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
    >>
    >>The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and
    sometimes
    >>I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
    >>
    >>"Your wasting your time." say's the boy.
    >>
    >>"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?
    >>
    >>"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over nd gets on her
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    >>knees and blows it right back up."
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    A little boy walked to and from elementary school daily. As the
    afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and
    lightning. The mother of the little boy was concerned that her son
    would be frightened as he walked home from school and she herself feared
    that the electrical storm might harm her child.

    Before the roar of thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a
    flaming sword. Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and
    drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her
    little boy walking along, but at each flash of lighting, the child would
    stop, look up and smile. Another and another lightning were to follow
    quickly and with each the little boy would look at the streak of light
    and smile. When the mother's car drew up beside the child she lowered
    the window and called to him, "What are you doing? Why do you keep
    stopping and smiling?" The child answered, "I am trying to look nice,
    God keeps taking my picture."
     
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    Hey so thats how I got my gut.....NOT..

    But I wish, And now ya'll know why the blonde smiled when she walked down the aisle. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  3. riz

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    <font color=blue> That damn neighbor lady ! LOL !
     
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  5. NoAngel

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    I better not have a neighbor like that! I'd have to take out a can of whoopass on her!
    And then....

    Padski, The Padster, Padster-ra-ma, El Padsto, Pierre Padevous, The Padini Rotini...
     
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    <font color=blue>I wouldn't mind a neighbor lady like that ! Both of my neighbors are hideous ! Aaar ! Faceface !
     
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    <font color=blue>I wouldn't mind a neighbor lady like that ! Both of my neighbors are hideous ! Aaar ! Fangface !
     

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