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Little girl *joke*

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Aug 2, 2002.

  1. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    > > > > > > A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot.
    >One
    > > > > > > day a
    > > > > > > construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
    > > empty
    > > > > > > lot.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an
    >interest
    > > > > > > in all
    > > > > > > the
    > > > > > > activity going on next door and started talking with the
    >workers.
    > > > > > > She
    > > > > > > hung
    > > > > > > around and eventually the construction crew (gems in the
    >rough -
    > > > > > > all of
    > > > > > > them)
    > > > > > > more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
    > > coffee
    > > > > > > and
    > > > > > > lunch
    > > > > > > breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make
    >her
    > > > > > > feel
    > > > > > > important. At the end of the first week they even presented her
    > > > > > > with a
    > > > > > > pay
    > > > > > > envelope containing a dollar.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
    > > > > > > appropriate
    > > > > > > words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay
    > > she
    > > > > > > had
    > > > > > > received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
    > > When
    > > > > > > they
    > > > > > > got
    > > > > > > to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and
    > > > > > > asked the
    > > > > > > little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such
    >a
    > > > > > > young
    > > > > > > age.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a crew
    > > > > > > building
    > > > > > > a
    > > > > > > house all week".
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be
    >working
    > > > > > > on the
    > > > > > > house again this week too"?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "I will, if those useless pricks at the lumber yard ever bring
    >us
    > > > > > > the
    > > > > > > [censored]
    > > > > > > drywall", replied the little girl

    Rene
     
  2. loudnowlouder

    loudnowlouder 1/2 ton status

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    hahaahah
    thats great
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    LMAO!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Sounds like my little girl pretty soon! /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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