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Little Johnny has manners

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 21, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

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    >During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
    >students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
    >prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
    >toilet, what would you say to her?"
    >
    >Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."
    >
    >The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
    >
    >Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in
    >a minute."
    >
    >The teacher says: "That's much better, but to mention the word 'toilet'
    >during a meal is unpleasant."
    >
    >And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
    >shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to
    >introduce to you after dinner."
    >
    >The teacher passed out.
     

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