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Little Johnny ~JOKE~

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Mar 14, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    >For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
    >His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the
    >mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her
    >job.
    >
    >There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw
    >Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
    >
    >So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
    >
    >Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night
    >and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you
    >to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking
    >around here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."
     
  2. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    hehehehe...
     
  3. behemoth

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    ... you naughty girl!
     
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    I first heard that joke almost 40 years ago.......still sorta funny tho....
     
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    <font color=blue> Good stuff !
     
  6. thatK30guy

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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    Ohhh....the way the children hear things and take them into different perspectives!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     

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