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"Little Johnny Spells..."

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  1. Muddytazz

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    \"Little Johnny Spells...\"

    The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson
    on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a
    good idea to ask a few of the children examples
    of words with more than one syllable.

    "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"

    "After some thought Jane proudly replied with
    Monday."

    "Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day."

    "Does anyone know another word."

    "I do, I do, me me me" replied Johnny.

    Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor
    she picks Mike instead.

    "OK Mike, what is your word."

    "Saturday." says Mike.

    "Great, that has three syllables..."

    Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know
    a four syllable word, pick me....."

    Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that
    large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny
    what is your four syllable word?"

    Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."

    Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her
    composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables,
    that certainly is a mouthful."

    "No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blow-job', and
    that's only two syllables!"
     
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