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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 28, 2004.

  1. Z3PR

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    Little Johnny was in his 5th grade
    class when the teacher asked the children what their
    fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
    up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer,
    etc.

    Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
    teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an
    exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all of
    his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the
    offer's really good, he'll go out into the alley with
    some guy and make love with him for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
    hurriedly set the other children to work on some
    exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "is
    that really true about your father?" "Nah," said
    Johnny, "He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was
    too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
    kids."
     
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