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Little Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the play ground and go into
    the
    > >woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
    > >"Passionate Embrace." Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can
    barely
    > >contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother
    excitedly....
    > >.
    > >
    > >"MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND.." Mommy tells him to slow
    > >down, she wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her. "I was at
    > >the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I
    > >went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped
    > >her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
    > >then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy.."
    > >
    > >At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    > >interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
    > >want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
    > >
    > >At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
    > >starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing,
    laying
    > >down on the seat, and....."then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing
    > >Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."
    > >
    > >Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you
    > >interrupt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    lmao. hahahaha.

    jacob
     

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