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Little Leroy

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  1. TSGB

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    [FONT=arial,helvetica]Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
    dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good
    time to tell his mother what he wanted.
    "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
    Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble
    at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he
    deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course,thought he did.
    Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
    behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell Him
    why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
    Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
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    [FONT=arial,helvetica]
    God a letter.
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    [FONT=arial,helvetica]Letter l:
    Dear God,
    I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
    Your friend, Leroy
    Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
    year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
    Letter 2:
    Dear God,
    This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year,
    and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
    Thank you, Leroy
    Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
    Letter 3:
    Dear God,
    I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy
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    [FONT=arial,helvetica]

    Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=arial,helvetica]another letter.
    Letter 4:
    Dear God,
    I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
    will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
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    [FONT=arial,helvetica]

    Thank you, Leroy
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=arial,helvetica]Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
    Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He
    looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of
    the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the
    church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut
    the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
    Leroy began to write his letter to God.
    Letter 5:
    I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN
    [/FONT] SEND THE BIKE.
    [FONT=arial,helvetica][/FONT]
    [FONT=arial,helvetica]Signed,
    YOU KNOW WHO
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  2. GotLabs

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    hey, whats a black kid get for his..... nevermind.... i was told NO...
     

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