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Living in Louisiana

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

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    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

    "Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "Oh man. I've been transferred to Louisiana" the other guy
    answered. "There's crazy people in Louisiana. They have
    shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."

    "Hold on" Jack interrupted "I've lived in Louisiana all my life.
    It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to
    work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good
    school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a
    moment and said "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to
    death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
    word for it. What do you do for a living?"

    "Me?" Said Jack "I'm a tail gunner on a Coca-Cola truck
    in Baton Rouge."

     
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    Id love that job!
     

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