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Living will

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Last night, my wife and I were sitting comfortably in the living room, and, I casually remarked to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    Without hesitation, she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.


    Bitch.
     
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    :haha: :haha: Careful what you wish for.:haha: :haha:
     
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    you know,,, when I saw this thread ,,I thought "wow ,,,cbbr has started a serious thread for once".......
















    I should have known better......:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: good one !!
     
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    Thats why I tell my woman I want to have a massive stroke so she can change my diapers for the rest of my days...
     
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    I'm gonna borrow that somewhere. Maybe on my office door at work...
     
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    She'll just wheel you out to the goat pen. :haha:
     
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    and spray melted pb on his ass and let the goats sort it out..
     
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