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Local Football "hero"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 24, 2002.

  1. TopOff

    TopOff 1/2 ton status

    Jan 16, 2002
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    Folsom, ca
    Local Football \"hero\"

    Larry, a not too bright local football star, is jogging down
    the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing
    on a third-story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

    "Hey, lady," yells Larry, "throw me the cat."

    "No," she cries, "It's too far."

    "I play football, I can catch him."

    The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman
    waves to Larry, kisses her cat good-bye, and tosses it down to
    the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling
    down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry
    runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the
    air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that
    has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

    Carried away, Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above
    his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat
    into the pavement.... Touchdown!
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Jan 21, 2001
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    Re: Local Football \"hero\"

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