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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    > > > > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck
    > > > > on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The
    > > > > driver says, "'Bout what?"
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > Two Mississippians are walking toward each other,
    > > > > and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one
    > > > > says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "
    > > > > Jes' some chickens."
    > > > > "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
    > > > > Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of
    > > > > 'em!" "OK.
    > > > > Ummmmm...five?"
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.
    > > > > He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department
    > > > > and shouted, "Hurry over here, muh house is on
    > > > > fahr!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get
    > > > > there?" "Shoot, don't you fellers still have them
    > > > > big red trucks?"
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in
    > > > > groups of 18 or more? Because they heard 17 and
    > > > > under aren't admitted.
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
    > > > > 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone
    > > > > right away.
    > > > > "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba
    > > > > replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The
    > > > > operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After
    > > > > a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over
    > > > > to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
    > > > >
    > > > > ****
    > > > > Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in
    > > > > Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of
    > > > > the high schools.
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in
    > > > > Mississippi? Documentaries
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas.
    > > > > If it were invented anywhere else, it would have
    > > > > been called teethbrush.
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State
    > > > > Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
    > > > > years.
    > > > >
    > > > > *******
    > > > > A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so
    > > > > that when a couple gets divorced, they're still
    > > > > brother and sister.
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas
    > > > > and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
    > > > > No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.
    > > > >
    > > > > ******
    > > > > How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
    > > > > hotel?
    > > > > When you call the front desk and say "I've got a
    > > > > leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk
    > > > > says, "Go ahead".
     
  2. Muddytazz

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  3. Z3PR

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    My fav one is( Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
    911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone
    right away.
    "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba
    replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. The
    operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After
    a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over
    to Oak Street and you pick her up there?" ) sence Bubba likes to give me so much hell about my spelling.
     
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    John
     

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