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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Oct 11, 2004.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Haven't been around much lately due to too much work and I haven't had the time to wade thru all of threads I missed to see if this is a repost... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

    A joke to honor 2 favorite American pasttimes -- blonde jokes and football... what could be better?


    A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept
    screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"

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    Ya, well one thing that Kerry does that really ... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif




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    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    My wife didn't find it funny /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif So of course, it was /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif to me!
     
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    Missed ya kiddo!....... You know,"All work and no play make Cheryle"..[well...nevermind]... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
    A Blond!
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