Lost wife at WalMart Two guys are wandering about in Wal-Mart when their two carts collide. One says to the other: "Sorry, I was looking for my wife." "Yeah, so am I, and I'm getting kinda pissed." "Well, let's help each other out. What's your wife look like?" "Kinda tall, long red hair, long legs, good boobs, tight butt. What's yours look like?" "Never mind, let's look for yours."