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Love, Lust Or Marriage?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    LOVE: When you write poems about your partner.
    LUST: When all you write is your phone number.
    MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.

    LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
    LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
    MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.

    LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them.
    LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them.
    MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see
    them.

    LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
    LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test
    results.
    MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.

    LOVE: When nobody else matters.
    LUST: When nobody else knows.
    MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't
    care who knows.

    LOVE: When you share everything you own.
    LUST: When you steal everything they own.
    MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.

    LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling."
    LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?"
    MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet
    paper."
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings.
    LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test
    results.
    MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.

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