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Love Poems...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jun 19, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line


    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, cause I was pissed

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    Every time I see your face
    I wish I were in outer space

    I saw your face as you walked by
    but then I saw a better guy

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    one part vodka, and one part lime
     
  2. Muddytazz

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