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Loyalty in Marriage

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

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    Loyalty in Marriage

    A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
    coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
    bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her
    to come nearer.

    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
    "You know what? You have been with me all through the
    bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me. When
    my business failed, you were there. When I got shot,
    you were by my side. When we lost the house, you
    stayed right here. When my health started failing, you
    were
    still by my side...You know what?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
    began to fill with warmth.

    I think you're bad luck, get the **** away from me."



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  2. Cricket

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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    You can't help but laugh at that one.
     
  3. thatK30guy

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    Maybe that explains why I'm getting a divorce right now.......she is bad luck!
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    You're getting divorced? Wow, I never knew!

    *winky wink*
     

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