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'm gonna die.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by PeteH, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. PeteH

    PeteH 1/2 ton status

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    my mom made some meat something arothers for some dinner we are going to.

    well shes at work.. i decided to take a bite out of one of the things..i mean come on they where deep fried..

    well turns out the middles of the things werent cooked...

    i called my mom and she said they still had to be put into the oven tonight...

    oh crap.

    ground beef too.

    shoould i drink lots orange juice or something.:D it was just one small bite.
     
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    Your probably right... you are going to die.

    Can I have your truck and/or parts?
     
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    I doubt a little red meat will kill ya .
     
  4. PeteH

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    ground beef...thats the worst!
    i know i'm not gonna die..but my bung hole might...haha
     
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    Eat lots of spinach and get yer finger outta yer nose..:D
     
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    Actually, if that stuff starts coming back you might want to plug up the other nostril also.
     
  7. PeteH

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    eatting spinach is even worse! here in the bay area we're having an ecoli spinach outbrake thing going on.
     
  8. PeteH

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    only if you can dig em out of my grave.
     
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    That is going on all over the U.S. right now. Can anyone say thank god for a spinach shortage!! :D
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Heres yer sign,,,,Dee Dee Dee...:p:
     
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    I still think that's funny (except for the death part). Maybe it'll show the vegans and environazis the thing we all already knew....... Nature WILL try to kill you, no matter how nice you are to it.

    Oh and don't worry...I've known people that eat raw ground beef...yes, disgusting...but they are still alive. The bunghole...for another matter...good luck with that.:haha:
     
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    Yup, your a goner.

    Go lick a salted taco if you want to kill everything in your stomach.
     
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    Lemme just Dr. this up
    There thats better...:D
     
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    Probably kill your brain as well. Or at least your inhibition. :haha:
     
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    Brain???Nope not ringin any bells....
     

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