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Mad Cow Disease

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    My wife of 14 years is convinced she has Mad Cow disease...

    ... After all, she had a fast food taco with ground beef last week, and the news reported that the meat from the infected cow had entered Oregon's food supply.

    "Waaaah!", she wails, wringing her hands. "I'm sick! I can feel it eating my brain already! I'm losing my memory! I can't remember anything!"

    "But Honey", I try to reassure her, "As far as I'm concerned, you've *always had* Mad Cow disease!"

    .... She frowns, "Are you calling me mad?"

    .... "Noooooo...", and then something struck me in the side of the head and the lights went out.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    sounds like a normal day for me lol /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Next time...
    You make a comment like that...
    I'd make sure I had some head gear on!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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