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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Tybee, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

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    > A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
    > 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in
    > the living room. She heard the train stop and her son
    > saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get
    > the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And
    > all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
    > asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks.
    >
    > The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
    > don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I
    > want you to go to your room and you are to stay
    > there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play
    > with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
    >
    > Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom
    > and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
    > stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
    > passengers, please remember your things, thank you
    > and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will
    > ride with us again soon." She! heard her little darling
    > continue..."For those of you just boarding,
    > remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope
    > you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
    > today." As the mother began to smile, the child added,
    > "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
    > delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...."
     
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