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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by lifted95z71, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. lifted95z71

    lifted95z71 1/2 ton status

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    so i was thinking about ordering up one of those hot little russian chicks. im pretty much just bangin my head against a wall with american women. other than the fact that 1/2 of them are whores it looks like a great idea. i mean there hot, dont subscribe to american militant feminsim crap, and id be willing to bet they know how to cook since there arent many microwaves in siberia. so anybody know anyone whos done this before?

    he who bash other 4x4, look silly when being pulled out by it.
     
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    You forget one other thing , they don't speak any English so they can't talk back either!

    Better solution:
    Get a dog and when the "need" arises go to your local drinking establishment and get some tail there. Just a thought, and the dog is more loyal!

    "it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in
    people's minds.."
    Samuel Adams
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Actually, friend of a friend thing. My buddy has been "contemplating" it for a few years and he knows someone who did do it. Costs some dinero to do it, plus you got the immigration thing to deal with. Of course my buddy is the type who doesn't want kids and has said on more than on one occassion that during the first three years, if she refused to cook, clean or get freaky, he'd call immigration. [​IMG]

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux,
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    try this...may be up your alley and closer to home too!!!

    BAHAHAHAHAHA

    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.jailbabes.com>www.jailbabes.com</a>

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    DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I may have to retract my previous statement and the common notion that all Russian women a large, hairy, and industrial types!

    Gee your a fart smeller, Oh, I mean a Smart Feller!
     
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    Yeah but look at her, the left side of her face isnt
    ?paportionate? with the right side. But hammers are amazing tools!!!

    '85 k-5 gmc jimmy 4x4 sierra classic. '84 k-5 gmc jimmy sierra. '70 cuda 440 6 pack executive edition shaker hood, steering column shift.
     
  8. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    try this...may be up your alley and closer to home too!!!
    BAHAHAHAHAHAwww.jailbabes.com

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    Ahhh.........And you know about this website how?



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    I learned about that website on......


    drumroll please.....



    <a target="_blank" href=http://www.pirate4x4.com>www.pirate4x4.com</a>


    Go figure [​IMG]

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] GO FIGURE [​IMG] [​IMG]

    '85 k-5 gmc jimmy 4x4 sierra classic. '84 k-5 gmc jimmy sierra. '70 cuda 440 6 pack executive edition shaker hood, steering column shift.
     
  11. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    No surprise there.

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