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Mainly for Bubba Ray: for the Husker haters in general...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Swanson52, Jan 20, 2003.

  1. Swanson52

    Swanson52 1/2 ton status

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    Kinda long, but worth it...especially if you dislike the Huskers. Hell, it made even me (HUSKER FAN TO THE END) laugh out loud. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif



    > > >@ +70 degrees
    > > >Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
    > > >People in Nebraska go swimming in the rivers.
    > > >
    > > >@ +60 degrees
    > > >North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
    > > >People in Nebraska plant gardens.
    > > >
    > > >@ +50 degrees
    > > >Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    > > >People in Nebraska sunbathe.
    > > >
    > > >@ +40 degrees
    > > >Italian &English cars won't start.
    > > >People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.
    > > >
    > > >@ +32 degrees
    > > >Distilled water freezes.
    > > >River water gets thicker.
    > > >
    > > >@ +20 degrees
    > > >Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
    > > >People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.
    > > >
    > > >@ +15 degrees
    > > >Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
    > > >People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold.
    > > >
    > > >@ +10 degrees
    > > >People in Miami all die...
    > > >Nebraskans lick the flagpole.
    > > >
    > > >@ -20 degrees
    > > >Californians fly away to Mexico.
    > > >People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.
    > > >
    > > >@ -40 degrees
    > > >Hollywood disintegrates.
    > > >The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.
    > > >
    > > >@ -60 degrees
    > > >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
    > > >Nebraska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
    >gets
    > > cold enough
    > > >
    > > >@ -80 degrees
    > > >Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    > > >People in Nebraska rent some videos.
    > > >
    > > >@ -100 degrees
    > > >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    > > >Nebraskans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
    > > >
    > > >@ -297 degrees
    > > >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
    > > >Cows in Nebraska complain about farmers with cold hands.
    > > >
    > > >@ -460 degrees
    > > >ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
    > > >People in Nebraska start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
    > > >
    > > >@ -500 degrees
    > > >Hell freezes over.
    > > >Frank Solich leads the Cornhuskers to another National Title.

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  2. Corey 78K5

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  3. k5ntexas

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  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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