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makes me think of a few of you guys here,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 4xcrazy, Jul 1, 2006.

  1. 4xcrazy

    4xcrazy 3/4 ton status

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    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation??











































    Get off the children's "Merry-Go Round", you're drunk!


     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    bwahhahahahhahhaha!!!!!Now thats a good one...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. jekbrown

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    the fire engine to your right isn't traveling the same speed... its further from the axis of rotation, so its actually traveling faster (further distance / same amount of time)...

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  5. 4xcrazy

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    don't you have rainwater to sweep out of your driveway or carport or something???:confused:
     
  6. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol! :grin: actually its been very dry here lately... don't think its rained in 2 weeks (dry for this part of the world!) so I have nothing better to do that put up annoying ck5 lounge forum posts. ;) :thumb:

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    He's waitin to make a #twosy so he can flush...:haha:
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    lol!!!

    when its yellow: leave it mellow, when its brown: flush it down! I bet some of you yahoos have a water bill thats more than my cell/cable/water/electricity/garbage combined. :thumb:

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