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Making Breakfast (Joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 70jimmy, Jan 9, 2005.

  1. 70jimmy

    70jimmy 3/4 ton status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

    Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

    We need more butter. Oh my GOD! Where are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

    They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

    You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!

    Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you Lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!



    The wife started at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"



    The husband clamly replied. "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    that is to funny:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: HAHAHAHAHAHA,woo.
     
  4. OLD DAWG

    OLD DAWG 1/2 ton status

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    Good one. :D
    But around my house I always know when dinners ready,
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    The fire department arrives to investigate the smoke!:grin:
     

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