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Man comes home from work................( GREAT JOKE!!)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uglychevyZZ4, Jun 8, 2002.

  1. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    Man comes home from work and wif greets him at the door, she says "I want a boob job,i want bigger boobs!"
    He says "too expensive " and walks away..
    Next day ... he comes home from work, walks in and GREETS HER AT THE DOOR, he hands her a roll of toilet paper, and He says "rub this on your breasts"
    she says "why? i wanted bigger boobs not t.p." and
    He replies with " Well, you been rubbing t.p. on your a55 for 35 years and look what its done for that!"
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Heard that before. Still funny to hear it again. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  3. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    just told that to the wife....after 30 secs of deer in the headlights she says..... OMG thats too funny....silly blondes usualy shed laugh at it tomorow /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif
     
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    <font color="blue">If that worked I'd be rubbing toiet paper on my crank ! </font color>
     
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    /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
  6. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!
     

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