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Man do I have gas tonight

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Desert Rat, May 16, 2006.

  1. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Spinach ravioli and mint chocolate chip ice cream (all low fat, low salt by the way :rolleyes: :whistle: ). That is all............
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    yeah try some of that vegan tofu chit and I bet everybody will be runnin for the door, the only reason I keep eating it is to smell the nastiest farts I've ever made...:D :haha: :bow:
     
  3. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Fixed it for ya... now, to go upstairs and share mine with an unsuspecting missus.........
     
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    divorced 3/4 ton status

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    I've got a screwed up stomach, and sometimes because of my medicine I can fart continuously for about 15 seconds. I am the envy of many...



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  5. Loose Nut

    Loose Nut Banned

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    you and me both, i just farted and it sounded like 4 people farted. was like 4 tones built into one. Like i was the conductor of a all base opera
     
  6. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'd pay $50 to hear somebody fart the DNC anthem, and I mean really fart, not the armpit deal.......
     
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    I'm sorry, this post contains to few words to have been written by Desert Rat,

    Please remove
     
  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Verbosity is my life..........
     
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