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Man, Wife & A Boob job....( joke )

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by uglychevyZZ4, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    for those of you who havent read my last posting of this..

    Man comes home after a hard days work. He is greeted at the door by his wife of 20 years. she has her hands full of leaflets to show him, she starts in with
    "honey i wanna boob job, i really want big'ins"..
    he says " how much?"
    she says "5000.00 "
    and he says "no".

    The next day at work he is remembering she wants BIG BOOBS. he thinks on this all day. when he returns home at the end of the day he walks in and hands her a roll of toilet paper and sits down.
    she asks " what is this for?"
    he replies " you said you wanted a BIG BOOBS, so you just rub the toilet paper on them 10 times a day"
    she says, "what the hells that gonna do?"
    he says " well you been rubbin it on yer ass for 20 years and look whats its done for that!" /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  2. UseYourBlinker

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  3. uglychevyZZ4

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    I guess that nobody else liked it /forums/images/icons/grin.gif i LOVVVED IT /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  4. mercercadet

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    that funny as all hell /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
    even he wife thought it was funny
     
  5. Twiz

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    It's funny, it seams like I've seen it here not too long ago. (probably why there is a lack of responce)
     
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    Great!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  7. bryguy00b

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    i love it hahah!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif
     
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    LOL!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  9. uglychevyZZ4

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    Ya, i had it posted in the old PNWFS4x4 forum wayyy back. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     

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