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Management lessons

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by roadhawg, Feb 20, 2006.

  1. roadhawg

    roadhawg 1/2 ton status

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    For those of you youngens looking to get into the management field......



    v Lesson Number One


    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    Management Lesson?

    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


    v Lesson Number Two

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull." They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
    Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he

    Was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
    Management Lesson?
    Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    v Lesson Number Three


    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
    Management Lessons?
    1) Not everyone who drops **** on you is your enemy.
    2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
    3) When you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut!

    Here endeth your management course. I hope you leave here better
    equipped to successfully negotiate your way onto a
    brighter and more successful career.


    :haha:
     
  2. 79k20350

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  3. TSGB

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    Those are pretty good!
     
  4. unclematty

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    Most excellent!
     
  5. surpip

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    awsome
     
  6. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    :D Ahhh, wheres those Bankruptcy forms again? j/k:haha:

    good read :laugh: alot can be learned from that there :laugh:

    Jacob
     
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    hell yeah! That was awsome.
     

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