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"Manicure"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 12, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    \"Manicure\"

    In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for
    his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He
    takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by
    a beauty parlor. Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam and
    explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex.

    The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the
    years, I'm going to see to this personally." So the madam takes
    Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs where she completes
    his deflowering.

    Later, as they are walking downstairs, the madam says, "Since
    this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full
    treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure."

    Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the
    main street. Billy Bob is acting a little shy, so the madam
    smiles and says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"

    "Yes ma'am the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the
    crabs, then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Re: \"Manicure\"

    /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif good one.....
     
  3. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    Re: \"Manicure\"

    <font color=blue> Too Funny !
     
  4. LadyReaper

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    Re: \"Manicure\"

    LMAO!
     
  5. ChevyHuny

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    Re: \"Manicure\"

    /forums/images/icons/blush.gif
     
  6. NoAngel

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    Re: \"Manicure\"

    Yet another goodie!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
    BTW "Paddie, Paddie Boom Battie" Heh-heh!!
     

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