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Manliness test

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Manliness Test
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    >1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
    > as:
    >A. Lovemaking
    >B. Screwing
    >C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
    >
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    >2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
    > you've both shared:
    >A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    >B. Your blood-test results.
    >C. Five tequila slammers.
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    >3. You time your orgasm so that:
    >A. Your partner climaxes first.
    >B. You both climax simultaneously.
    >C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.
    >
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    >4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    >A. Healthy, creative love-play.
    >B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
    >C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
    >out about.
    >
    >
    >5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
    > with is:
    >A. The best part of the experience.
    >B. The second best part of the experience.
    >C. $100 extra.
    >
    >
    >6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
    > month. You tell her that it is:
    >A. No big concern of yours.
    >B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
    >C. A conservative estimate.
    >
    >
    >7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    >A. A myth
    >B. An oxymoron
    >C. A moron
    >
    >
    >8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    >A. Appetizer is to entree.
    >B. Primer is to paint.
    >C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
    >
    >
    >9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
    > saying at the end of a relationship?
    >A. "I hope we can still be friends."
    >B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
    >C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."
    >
    >
    >10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    >A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
    > that sort of intimacy.
    >B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
    >C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
    > first place.
    >
    >
    >Scoring Guide:
    >If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make
    >sure you really are a man.
    >If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're
    >a little confused.
    >If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    &gt;A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
    &gt; that sort of intimacy.
    &gt;B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
    &gt;C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
    &gt; first place.

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  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  4. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    Your on a roll!

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  5. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!" I answered C to all them, damn, whats up wit dat ???
     

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