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Marine joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Gotta Love the Marines

    (WARNING: Military language ahead)

    News anchor Dan Rather, The Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR reporter Cokie
    Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day
    when
    they were captured by cannibals.

    They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief. The
    chief said, "I am familiar with your Western custom of granting the
    condemned a last wish. Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last
    requests?"

    Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot,
    spicy chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned
    with
    the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is
    my
    work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing
    "We
    Shall Overcome" one last time." The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're
    listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said, "Now I can die in
    peace."

    Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
    tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe
    someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the end."
    The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
    dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

    The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final
    wish?"

    "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.

    "What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

    "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
    Marine.

    So the chief shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The
    Marine
    went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his
    waistband, and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt
    to
    his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with
    gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives.

    As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you
    just
    shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

    "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you jerks call ME the aggressor?!"
     
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