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Mark of the beast

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Apr 3, 2004.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    the Subcutaneous Patriotic Intelligence Tattoo System (SPITS) acts as both a unique identifier and a satellite-trackable global positioning device, enabling the wearer to rest easy in the knowledge that s/he is quantifiable, qualifiable and locatable by the federal government at all times.

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    i don't want the government to know where im at /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shame.gif



    ha ha thats funny, you had me going for a little bit. till i started reading other things on the site. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    another thing is the web site. the official web site is www.whitehouse.gov not .org /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif it had me for about 5 seconds, then I saw it was like, oh if you don't get this tatt by 2005 jail time and such, no way such a thing is going on without us hearing about it. If it happened I'd simply get a bar code and instead of numbers just have the words, "[darn] you"
     
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    i found this for george double ya bush weekly shedule

    In keeping with requirements of the ill-conceived Freedom of Information Act, President Bush's personal schedule and public appearances for the coming week are provided below:

    SUNDAY:

    MORNING:
    8:00 - 3 Miles on Treadmill
    9:00 - Church
    11:00 - Policy Review w/ Karl

    AFTERNOON:
    12:00 - Fund-Raising Lunch
    1:30 - Event: Christen launch of Navy cargo barge USS George H.W. Bush
    3:00 - Nap
    5:00 - Flashcard Geography Lesson w/ Condi

    EVENING:
    8:00 - Watch O'Reilly Factor
    9:00 - "Laura Time"
    9:20 - Bed
    MONDAY:

    MORNING:
    8:00 - Jazzercise
    9:00 - Prayer Squad
    10:00 - Public Speaking Tutor

    AFTERNOON:
    12:00 - Strategy Lunch
    1:00 - Event: Preside over ribbon-cutting ceremony for Yellowstone National Park Circumferential Snowmobile Expressway.
    3:30 - Nap
    5:00 - Leak Rumors to Limbaugh

    EVENING:
    8:00 - Read Pages 10-15: Life & Times of Teddy Roosevelt (Cliff's Notes)
    9:00 - "Barney Time"
    9:20 - Bed

    TUESDAY:

    MORNING:
    8:00 - Trampoline Aerobics
    9:00 - Prayer Squad
    10:00 - "Bi-Partisan Breakfast" (Ha!)
    11:00 - Breakfast Post-Mortem w/ Dr. Bill & Dennis

    AFTERNOON:
    12:00 - Heritage Foundation Lunch
    1:30 - Rose Garden Ceremony: A Very Special Tribute to Ron Reagan Jr.
    3:00 - Nap
    5:30 - Trim Cuticles

    EVENING:
    8:00 - Shred Enron Documents
    9:00 - "Jenna Time" Call
    9:10 - Bed

    WEDNESDAY:

    MORNING:
    8:00 - Sauna
    9:00 - Prayer Squad
    10:00 - Sexual Tension-Filled Telephone Mano a Mano w/ Karen Hughes
    11:00 - Speech Rehearsal

    AFTERNOON:
    12:00 - Petrochemical Millionaire's Club Luncheon
    1:30 - Officiate at National Rifle Association AK-47 Appreciation Parade
    3:00 - Nap
    5:30 - Head Measuring for New Stetson

    EVENING:
    8:00 - Narcotics Anonymous Meeting
    9:00 - "Barbara Time" Call
    9:10 - Bed

    THURSDAY:

    MORNING:
    8:00 - Tae-Bo
    9:00 - Prayer Squad
    10:00 - Sexual Tension-Filled Mano a Mano w/ Karen Hughes
    11:00 - Weekly Status Report Due on Cheney's Desk

    AFTERNOON:
    12:00 - All-white meat luncheon at Bob Jones University
    1:30 - Personal Portfolio Review w/ Paul O'Neil
    3:00 - Nap
    5:30 - Circle Jerk w/ Tony Blair & Vincente Fox

    EVENING:
    6:00 - Dinner at the Gingrich's
    8:00 - Line Dancing in the East Room
    9:00 - Mom & Dad Call
    11:45 - Bed

    FRIDAY:

    PERSONAL DAY - CRAWFORD, TX

    SATURDAY:

    PERSONAL DAY - CRAWFORD, TX
     
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    Naps at 3:00 pm huh? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    almost 3 hour call to mommy and daddy /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I wanna go the the AK47 appreciation parade!

    That list was written my an anti bush anti off road anti gun person if you haven't noticed.
     

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