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Marriage Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
    again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up
    bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He
    put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,
    the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
    her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where
    her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing
    chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic,
    a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
    leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
    again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna
    get it wrong.
     
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    [ QUOTE ]

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna
    get it wrong.

    [/ QUOTE ]Ain't it the truth!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna
    get it wrong.

    [/ QUOTE ]Ain't it the truth!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

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    Thats what I was thinking! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif BTW, thats one big ass fly. /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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