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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status Premium Member

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
    home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
    stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
    body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
    sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his
    mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
    clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
    came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
    stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
    home to put away the groceries,paid the bills and balanced the check book.
    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

    Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
    laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the
    school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way
    home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
    homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the

    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
    breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,he
    cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
    laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 PM. he was exhausted
    and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
    expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knel! t by the bed and
    said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
    wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
    learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
    they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
    last night."
  2. BlazerGuy

    BlazerGuy 3/4 ton status

    Apr 20, 2000
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    Well, ain't that a bitch? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gifsounds about right ,I'm doing laundry now and have to do the dishes next, hope I didn't get pregnant last night... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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