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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

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    On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car
    accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
    for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

    While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?
    When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.

    St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me
    go find out," and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer... ...for a couple of months. While they
    waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven,
    SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it
    doesn't work?" they wondered. "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
    "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work
    out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

    "OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a Priest up
    here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?
     
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