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Married 10 times and still a virgin.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Mar 28, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    - She's Still a Virgin After 10 Husbands!
    10 Husbands


    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
    Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative - all he did was keep telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God! I miss him!

    But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
     
  2. gokartergo

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...God! I miss him!

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    Shoulda married a CK5er....

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    Shoulda married a CK5er....

    He woulda tore it up the first time he got a hold of it...and then kept workin' on it from then on.....

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