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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 77Jimmy, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. 77Jimmy

    77Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    Probably been posted before but just in case... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    > >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
    >University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
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    > >
    > >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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    > >After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    >microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    >coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
    >especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
    >father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
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    > >
    > >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
    >special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
    >including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift
    >to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
    >envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
    >groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
    >detective to tail them.
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    > >
    > >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
    >of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
    > >
    > >"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
    >turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the
    >marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
    > >
    > >
    > > While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
    >out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
    >were wrong. His revenge - making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    >300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
    >best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
    >has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
    >"priceless" commercial out of this?
    > >
    > >
    > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    >friends......................................$32,000.
    > >
    > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
    >occasion..........................................$3,000.
    > >
    > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    >Maui..............................................$8,500.
    > >
    > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    >humping the best man..........Priceless.
    > >
    > >
    > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    >MasterCard.
     
  2. RingMaster4x4

    RingMaster4x4 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    That rocks!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    oldie but a goodie /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    That is absolutely awesome! Sucks for him but he handled that sh!t.
     
  5. jarheadk5

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    WOW! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif I'd have never been clever (or calm, or ballsy) enough to pull off a maneuver like that.
     
  6. GM Man

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    I think she would have suspected something when she found some of her friends in our bed. I dont know maybe its just me. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
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