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math at work again

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. nc87k5

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    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 105%

    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    ! A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
    you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!
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