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Mathematics

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. gm4x

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    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
    "Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and
    I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
    I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope
    you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you
    receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
    18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
    midnight-Your Husband"
    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
    waiting for him that read as follows:
    "Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the
    time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
    Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant
    mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
    fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
    into 18. Don't wait up."
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