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Medical Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was
    home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn.

    When Heidi started to go into labour she called '911'. Due to a power
    outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

    The house was very, VERY dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a
    flashlight high over Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the
    baby.

    Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. After quite some time,
    little Connor was born.

    The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on the bottom. Connor
    began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked
    the wide-eyed little girl what she had thought about what she had just
    witnessed.

    Katelyn quickly responded,
    "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place! Spank him again!!"
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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