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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Feb 1, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE
    SEX. IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN
    SEXUAL ACTIVITY ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE
    LETTER "T.".. EXAMPLE OF THOSE DAYS ARE:
    >TUESDAY
    >THURSDAY
    >THANKSGIVING
    >TODAY
    >TOMORROW
    >THATURDAY AND
    >THUNDAY
    >-------------------------------------------------------


    > WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED....... A RECENT SURVEY WAS
    CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE
    MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
    > 5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER,
    >12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE TOILET,
    >83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.


    __________________________________
    >THE PERFECT BREAKFAST.....AS A MAN SEES IT...
    >YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE
    COVER OF THE BOX OF WHEATIES. YOUR MISTRESS IN ON THE
    COVER OF PLAYBOY. AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE
    MILK CARTON.
    >

    _________________________________
    > A FUNERAL SERVICE IS
    > BEING HELD FOR A WOMAN WHO HAS JUST PASSED AWAY. AT
    THE END OF THE SERVICE THE PALL BEARERS ARE CARRYING
    THE CASKET OUT WHEN THEY ACCIDENTALLY BUMP INTO A
    WALL, JARRING THE CASKET. THEY HEAR A FAINT MOAN. THEY
    OPEN THE CASKET AND FIND THAT THE WOMAN IS ACTUALLY
    ALIVE! SHE LIVES FOR TEN MORE YEARS, AND THEN FINALLY
    DIES. A CEREMONY IS AGAIN HELD AT THE SAME PLACE, AND
    AT THE END OF THE CEREMONY THE PALL BEARERS ARE AGAIN
    CARRYING OUT THE CASKET. AS THEY ARE WALKING, THE
    HUSBAND CRIES OUT, "WATCH THE WALL".








    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Yeeeeehahahahahaha, watch the wall....

    <font color=blue> I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!
     
  3. Leadfoot

    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    The 3rd one is freakin' hillarious [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

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