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Men Strike Back

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nc87k5, Feb 12, 2004.

  1. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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    Men strike back!
    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
    probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
    stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
    at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told.
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    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
    Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
    drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
    street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
    sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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    Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select
    few women who can handle the truth...


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