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MENSA TEST

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 31, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    MENSA TEST
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    > > See how you do.
    > >
    > > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
    > grow
    > > older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you
    > > don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so.........
    > >
    > > Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of
    intelligence.
    > >
    > > So take the following test presented here and determine if you are
    losing
    > it
    > > or are still a MENSA candidate.
    > >
    > > OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.
    > >
    > > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
    > > something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
    > > question 2.
    > >
    > >
    > > 2. Say, "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
    > next
    > > question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.
    It
    > > may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
    > > appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then
    proceed
    > > to question three.
    > >
    > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
    > blue
    > > bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
    > made
    > > from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks",
    what
    > > the heck are you still doing here reading these questions?????
    > > Dang..... If you said "glass", then go on to question four.
    > >
    > >
    > > 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
    you
    > > will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
    > Germany
    > > and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.
    The
    > > pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
    decides
    > on
    > > a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he
    has
    > > time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
    between
    > > East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors -
    > East
    > > Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
    > you
    > > are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
    > > crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury
    > the
    > > survivors" then proceed to the next question.
    > >
    > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute
    then
    > > how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
    "one
    > > degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
    > > obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
    > > Everyone else proceed to the final question.
    > >
    > > 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
    > > Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
    > six
    > > people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
    get
    > > off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
    > In
    > > Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six
    > > people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
    > was
    > > the name of the bus driver?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, you dummy. Read the first
    line!!!
    > >
     
  2. Don

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    I Passed! My Brain isn't Dead, just My Body! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    6 for 6.../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

    Rene
     
  4. LKJR

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    6 for 6 but that probably has to do with me being a smart sob at least according to this thing IQ test
    scored a 149
    turned the computer off and went and drank a beer after that
     
  5. MXmastermike

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    that thing cant be right /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  6. Shaggy

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    <font color="green"> WTF? I just took that test and when I clicked the submit it didn't even give me the score, it said to pay them $10 in order to get them... That's a pisser, 9 minutes of my life wasted...

    6 for 6 on the one above, those are funny /forums/images/icons/grin.gif </font color>
     
  7. trailblazer87

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    Check your e-mail, they send it to you.
    As for my own score....161, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
    Now I know its a lie.
    I scored a 121 on a real IQ a long time ago.
    Besides, I git 4 for 6 /forums/images/icons/frown.gif
     
  8. ntaj*ep

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    I got all but the cows drink milk! /forums/images/icons/confused.gif
    I still don't understand how I could be taking the test and driving the bus though? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    Could you guys help me study for this drug test at work. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif They said it would be random so I wanna be prepared.
     

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