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messing with people.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryan22re, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. ryan22re

    ryan22re 1/2 ton status

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    heres how i like to do it:

    somebody asks a question.

    you repeat question to them with emphasis on you.

    try it, you'll like it.

    example: Mormans come to the door.

    "Do you need to be saved?"

    reply

    "Do YOU need to be saved?"

    at work

    "Have you seen the _______ ?"

    "Have YOU seen the _______ ?"

    it really never gets old.
     
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    My gf did that **** to me for like 20 minutes the other day. @#$%W#%#
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    My friend Ashley did that for 15 minutes with the big cheese question

    "Hey, Ashley, remember the cheese?"

    "Huh?"

    So I was running around a resteraunt screaming "THE CHEEEEESE, THE CHEEEEEESE, COME ONNNNNNNN!!!!!"
     
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    good times i am always lookig for new ways to torment the people at work


    you know i am dissapointed, i now live in the bible belt and no church goers have come to my door yet
     
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    also funny, and along the same lines.


    randomly during a conversation, pick a word that was said by the other party and accuse them of being that word. Be creative.


    ex:

    Hey, grab me a 9/16

    you're a 9/16


    Be creative.
     
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    Haha, my friend did the CustomChevy one to me.

    I really like that diamondplate toolbox.

    You're a ****in toolbox.
     
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    What was that that soemone posted a while ago about giving someone a subliminal message? Like saying "tuna fish" over and over and something funny happens
     
  8. ryan22re

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    the other thing i like to do, is call people out on stuff. have this one know it all engineer at work. he's always spouting off some off the wall spec or regulation, so i call him on it.

    example:

    "well you see ryan these fittings conform to ANSI spec 100.00.09"

    i say

    "no, you're wrong. its spec 101.00.09. go look it up. i read it in the manual today"

    and he runs off to find the manual.

    "im right, see?"

    "oh yeah, i guess you're right, oh well" :haha:
     
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    thats the kind of gold that can come of this method. Feel free to experiement further.
     
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    when someone says something to me at work i often respond with "What did you say about my mother... Ill kill you"

    or if they ask a question answer many non-senceacal things back.

    do you have the screws?

    Its about 3' long

    no the screws

    uh i think its made in china

    the SCREWS!

    no steve gave it to me.

    asshole i need the screws

    i think at 10:0 or after coffie
     
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    you guys just summed up every conversation in my life
     

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