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Might Joe Wang (A Poem)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I have a mighty epic wang
    It's size is so immense
    I have to keep the girls away
    With an electrified fence

    But it's normal in the company
    Of my epic balls
    People run for cover
    When they see the shadows fall

    My pants are made of kevlar
    With a kydex cup
    Once my junk got hammer bashed
    But they were too damn tough

    My blood is running constantly
    At 400 PSI
    To feed the epic monster
    Who lives beside my thigh

    I once was in a brutal fight
    In a shady backroom bar
    They had at hand a cache of weapons
    My wang was mightier by far

    With a zip and a tug and a little tweak
    He was ready to throw down
    When I took the last guy out
    You could here it across town

    Yes the horses are so jealous
    Of my package, true
    But please, find me a matching wife
    My balls they are quote blue

    ~fin



    *my moment of perversion for the time being*
     
  2. TSGB

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    What happened to "low average?"


    It's ok, I understand bending reality for a good laugh in a work of liter... umm... poetry.




    Is it just me, or does your avatar blink every now and then?
     
  3. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

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    ...but I've got the biggest, balls of them all!

    I've got big balls ... such lovely big balls ...

    ahhh, the brothers Young.

    -- A
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    Nah, it is really low average, with a deformed left and a small uptight right

    Need pics?
     
  5. thezentree

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    Glad I'm not the only one that thought of that song :rotfl:
     
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    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Angus #1
     
  7. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Borrow Z3PR's spellchecker.......... :D
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    Liek I'mma spend time spell checking a poem about my damn wang
     
  9. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Size not syntax eh?
     
  10. Resurrection_Joe

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    More like apathy over perfection
     

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