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MILITARY RULES FOR THE NON-MILITARY

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Dear Civilians,

    We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many
    civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you
    who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
    we would like your assistance with:

    1) The next time you see an adult talking during the playing of the
    national anthem,,, kick their ass.

    2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American flag in
    protest,,, kick their ass.

    3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
    amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
    quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
    very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
    sacrifices these veterans made to make this nation great. Then hold them
    down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

    4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
    Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to
    be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been
    okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and
    get your ass kicked.

    5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine "Sir," stand
    back,,, a Marine will kick their ass.

    6) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do
    you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
    deserves an ass kickin (children are exempt).

    7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper ...
    it was a disgrace and disrespectful. As a matter of fact, Roseanne Barr
    is a disgrace! Laugh, and sooner or later your will get your ass kicked!

    8) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet
    and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly
    thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her
    ..... of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe
    ass kicking.

    9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The
    proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination
    for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked..

    10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
    We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party
    affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief.
    The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of
    political party.. We have no inside track on what happens inside those
    big important buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we
    know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation,
    they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member
    might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

    11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop
    saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick
    your ass!

    12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's
    go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal
    balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you
    see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I
    can go kick their ass.

    13) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie, Bubblehead, etc, are terms of
    endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member
    or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass
    kicked.

    14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
    military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
    religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember
    that there are, literally, thousands of troops overseas wishing they
    could be with their families.

    Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day.
    Without them, our country would get its ass kicked!
     
  2. Corey 78K5

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  5. pissant469

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    Well said.
     
  8. 4x4dreamer

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    RIGHT FAWKING ON!!!!
    JANE FONDA NEEDS TO ROT!!
    Oh, sure she's all nicey nice now, but I've dreamed of the day someone puts a new A$$Hole in the middle of her forehead.
    I grew up a brat, my dad did multiple tours in Viet Nam and I spent the first 10 years of my life overseas. We were even stationed at Aviano AFB when Libya was bombed, and Khadafi said that he would retaliate against the US bases overseas. Imagine going to school and armed guards come on the bus to check your ID. At the same time, another guard, also with an M-16 is using a mirror to check under the bus. They did that with EVERY car and bus to protect our safety. I didn't realize it at the time, but I really appreciate every one of those guys!! So thank you all of you in the Armed Services for keeping our country safe (I'll even include the Coast Guard for good measure). And all you Fawks who pretend you were Special Forces and talk trash all the time (all over the place here in FL), go enlist. Boot camp will sort out the weenies. /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
  9. Beast388

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    Right On Bubba!! /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Damn Straight!!!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Hmmm... I was never in the military, although I do tend to wear BDU's (without the lies about service - I don't pretend since about 7). I do thank the military for my right to do so. And my right to say so. God bless America and her defenders /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif If I deserve an a$$-kickin' for it, come awn!! I'll be easy to identify - big blu suburban, long-haired freak wearing a camo jacket. But honestly, I'd rather you were kicking some anti-American a$$..

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