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Military Wisdom I

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. sled_dog

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    Probably a repost, and a few of you likely know where I found this today, but whatever, haha.

    Military Wisdom I

    "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least
    expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your
    unit."
    - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

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    "Aim towards the Enemy."
    - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

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    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
    - U.S. Marine Corps

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    "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are
    guaranteed to always hit the ground."
    - USAF Ammo Troop

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    "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal

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    "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
    bombed."
    - U.S. Air Force Manual

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    "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
    - Infantry Journal
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    "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
    - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

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    "Tracers work both ways."
    - U.S. Army Ordnance

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    "Five second fuses only last three seconds."
    - Infantry Journal
     
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    This wouldn't be from Atilla "The Hun" would it? :D
     
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    haha, see knew someone would get it quick
     
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