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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Sep 29, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    posted September 28, 2003 08:54 PM
    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
    front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know
    love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.

    My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my tush is
    hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She
    turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
    feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says,
    "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"


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    ya ummm its a repots. lol. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I'm gonna have to start making up my own jokes or something. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif sorry bro. i couldn't resist but i won't do it again. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I'm not gonna say who your acting like.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    its just a common knowledge thing who yer talkin bout huh? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    LOL....Must be /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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