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Miscellaneous stuff to ponder

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Miscellaneous stuff to ponder
    > >
    > > 1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker, and Jimmy Swaggert have written a new
    book
    > ...
    > > It's called: "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
    > >
    > > 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
    > >
    > > 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only
    expects
    > you
    > > to kiss his ring.
    > >
    > > 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is
    gone.
    > >
    > > 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're
    in the
    > > bathroom.
    > >
    > > 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once, the seat folded up, the
    drink
    > > spilled and the ice really chilled the mood.
    > >
    > > 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, there's
    > > shipping and handling, too.
    > >
    > > 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the
    > > impression
    > > he just cleaned the whole house.
    > >
    > > 9. My next house will have no kitchen---just vending machines and a
    large
    > > trash can.
    > >
    > > 10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my auto mechanic might try
    to rip
    > me
    > > off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal
    fluid."
    > >
    > > 11. I'm so depressed ... My doctor refused to write me a
    prescription
    for
    > > Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a
    condemned
    > > building.
    > >
    > > 12. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
    > >
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    #4 sounds a lot like me!!!!! Funny stuff though!!!!!!!!!
     
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    #13. As soon as you put on gloves to work on something....your NOSE itches!
     

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